hey guess what. we talk about food again. and were gonna talk about it next week. seems to be the kick we’re on. uhhhhh strawberry shortcake popsicles are elite. easter candy is categorically worse than anything. are marshmallows candy? apparently yeah but i got upset. also you could def use go-gurt wrappers to hang yourself. hop on down to a Tim Hortons and get a coffee, eh?

the internet isnt going to be free anymore. enjoy this podcast while you can. die hard isnt a christmas movie. me and adam are going to marry sophia the robot. amorin is really upset that me and adam are gonna be screwing an oversized roomba. native americans need to bring back scalping

adam figured out the cure for all diseases and this was recorded .03 seconds before big pharma no scoped his head off. steven has never played twister because he is canonically a virgin. someone gets “nidgy.” dr death is at it again. and we come up with the business plan of a lifetime