remember when you would bake shit on a light bulb? remember when toysrus was a thing? maybe wash down that harsh nostalgia with some vomit beans. amorin goes into detail on how to fuck tide pods. Drake has actually been paralyzed this whole time. we introduce our friend Josh Goomblemannn. butt plugs in mosh pits. Rob Ford, the king. and as always the PAB and Wine bois of the week.

pun based establishments need to be pushed to the forefront of our society. amorin doesnt know the difference between vietnam and china. we get into the intricacies of bdsm and the financial domination community. also there is a very big difference between twinks and twunks and their heterosexual counterparts. and per usual we discuss our PABs and Wine Bois of the week.

we have shed our husks as piss bois and have arisen as wine bois. we are on an upper echelon of existence and we will tell you how to achieve this lifestyle. however, stray from our guidance and you may become a PAB. we are a welcoming group so grab your favorite chalice, enjoy some piano jazz, and let us into your ears as guiding angels.

remember newgrounds? everyone’s first tit. also The Outsiders were outsiders cause they had jersey accents in the middle of Oklahoma? Danny Fenton’s mom and Dexter’s mom are related somewhere somehow. Benedict Cumberbatch (did i spell that right?) is not a lizard person because it would be too obvious. pizza hut used to have msg in their sauce. 12 year old kids that play videogames online can get fucked. Also we break down the Wine Bois/PAB social structure of our world. I break down the new 50 Shades movie.

apparently being called a “jive turkey” is a bad thing. is it against the rules to poop during an olympic event? Kim Jo Yung, Kim Jong Un’s sister, is a woke bae af. Vitas is the pop star we all deserve. Shawn White molts his cicada-like skin every summer. Jennifer Lawrence is a lizard. also best band ever known is P.O.D.

wassup wassup we back at it again and in this here episode, we talk about dragon tales and the summoning properties of children’s cartoon devices. also black mirror fucked me up. trump gotta booty that got all the boys cooked. also we delve into the long believed conspiracy that General Tso/Gao was a double agent working for Genghis Khan who is facing a fierce attack from The Colonel and his loyal minions

hey guess what. we talk about food again. and were gonna talk about it next week. seems to be the kick we’re on. uhhhhh strawberry shortcake popsicles are elite. easter candy is categorically worse than anything. are marshmallows candy? apparently yeah but i got upset. also you could def use go-gurt wrappers to hang yourself. hop on down to a Tim Hortons and get a coffee, eh?