apparently being called a “jive turkey” is a bad thing. is it against the rules to poop during an olympic event? Kim Jo Yung, Kim Jong Un’s sister, is a woke bae af. Vitas is the pop star we all deserve. Shawn White molts his cicada-like skin every summer. Jennifer Lawrence is a lizard. also best band ever known is P.O.D.
today we introduce a new friend of ours Calvin who apparently doesnt know what a gaspedal fetish is. amorin wants an elephant as a friend so it will come to his funeral. outie belly buttons are third nipples. calvin expects nachos at his temple of wisdom.
wassup wassup we back at it again and in this here episode, we talk about dragon tales and the summoning properties of children’s cartoon devices. also black mirror fucked me up. trump gotta booty that got all the boys cooked. also we delve into the long believed conspiracy that General Tso/Gao was a double agent working for Genghis Khan who is facing a fierce attack from The Colonel and his loyal minions
hey guess what. we talk about food again. and were gonna talk about it next week. seems to be the kick we’re on. uhhhhh strawberry shortcake popsicles are elite. easter candy is categorically worse than anything. are marshmallows candy? apparently yeah but i got upset. also you could def use go-gurt wrappers to hang yourself. hop on down to a Tim Hortons and get a coffee, eh?
uhhh who gets the guillotine? we make a list. also Tyreek Hill looks like the goomba from that live action Super Mario Bros. movie. steve irwin deserved it
we’re the piss boys! get hype! coming to a toilet near you we aint leaving the seat up! we pissin’ on seats! also tide pods are the fruit gushers of washer machines. backstreet boys still make bangers. uhh i think that is it. oh yeah i almost forgot we’re the fuckin’ piss boys!
woah woah woah, here we go! bad dragon makes a weird ass-dildo! jeff sessions says no-homo! in limbo, how low can you go! what is the difference between a raven and a crow! amorin cant eat raw pineapple no mo’!
we talk about christmas a little. and then we whip. possibly snuck some star wars talk in there. and then we nae nae. christmas traditions are discussed. whip whip. paul blart mall cop. and then we nae nae
the internet isnt going to be free anymore. enjoy this podcast while you can. die hard isnt a christmas movie. me and adam are going to marry sophia the robot. amorin is really upset that me and adam are gonna be screwing an oversized roomba. native americans need to bring back scalping
so amorin went to buffalo and could have fucked a dude’s wife. a furry working at subway has been nutting in peoples footlongs. we discuss abortion within the realm of Disney’s hit movie, Zootopia.