remember when you would bake shit on a light bulb? remember when toysrus was a thing? maybe wash down that harsh nostalgia with some vomit beans. amorin goes into detail on how to fuck tide pods. Drake has actually been paralyzed this whole time. we introduce our friend Josh Goomblemannn. butt plugs in mosh pits. Rob Ford, the king. and as always the PAB and Wine bois of the week.