CALVINS BACK BABBYYYY. we drank a shit ton of wine in this one too. in this essay we’ll discuss white people shit. also calvin royally fucks up a sponsorship. Australia is the balls of the earth. the future of christmas lists. also we take a test to find out if we have big dick energy. pabs and bois methinks.
heyya how you doin. we started off immediately talking about eating baby placentas so you know this ones good. can you feed yourself through your belly button? we invent Boat Nuts. also which celebrity sex tape was your first? amo is talking about robots again. remember buying embarassing graphic tees when you were a kid? we discuss the real shape of the earth. finally, we invent the best product known to man, Appleshots. pabs and bois of course.
what did you miss us? we took an inadvertent 2 week hiatus but we back baby. so i wrote notes to make this easier but i forgot what they meant so im gonna stream of conscious them to ya. Baby-gasm Amo and cigarettes Kat Von D Dennis Rodman Cannibal Corpse and tobacco
amo goes on a tirade because we made fun of Eminem which leads us to discuss the sexual behaviors of the M&M’s. we go over trump’s food choices. then we kinda went on a tangent about us presidents. mewtwo has ball fingers and we uncovered a brand new super specific fetish. we dip into Dave Coulier’s sex life. Kanye is flying people to Wyoming and we talk about how horrible Wyoming is. shrek on netflix with descriptive audio is funny and also we talk about the elusive Cheech Chong. of course usual pabs and bois
can you imagine being in a poly-amorous relationship. would you rather be with Mitt Romney or with Elon Musk. also we discover the technicalities of being the pivot point in a poly-amorous relationships. Also we dive in a little to Kendrick Lamar. i think thats pretty much it. whatever. pabs and bois always.
sup wassup ya bois. here we go talking about pocket pussies. also adam wants to talk about one of the best movies of all time, JurASSic Park. make sure you wash your fleshlights. yanni versus laurel of course. also can you cut your own dick off? for science? Imagine Dragons got me fucked up. also we have wine bois and pabs that devolves into impressions of course.
so yeah we discuss gambino’s new summer jam “this is america” and we find our wutang names. also the movie career of george miller. why arent other artists getting the r. kelly treatment? also we discuss incest. oh also i try to match a catchphrase. pabs and the bois are given out as well.
i dont know what happened to us but we tried doing voices and it was bad. also amorin is pretty upset about some certain season ticket holders at the bruins game. also this episode is very loud. like we were really loud for some reason. ofcoursepabswinebois.
couple technical issues lead us to a weird episode here but we’re warriors and we fought through it. in this one we discuss the etiquette and possible power moves in public bathrooms. we order chinese food. and we also discuss which foods are best for hiding your dick in. and ofc ya bois y pabs de la semana
these bios take a lot of time to write and I’m kinda lazy today so I’ll give it a quick go.
we talk a lot about Jesus and the workings around Good Friday/Easter. we try to plan a vacation. we go in depth about lentils. also ya pabs and wine bois