sup wassup ya bois. here we go talking about pocket pussies. also adam wants to talk about one of the best movies of all time, JurASSic Park. make sure you wash your fleshlights. yanni versus laurel of course. also can you cut your own dick off? for science? Imagine Dragons got me fucked up. also we have wine bois and pabs that devolves into impressions of course.
so yeah we discuss gambino’s new summer jam “this is america” and we find our wutang names. also the movie career of george miller. why arent other artists getting the r. kelly treatment? also we discuss incest. oh also i try to match a catchphrase. pabs and the bois are given out as well.
i dont know what happened to us but we tried doing voices and it was bad. also amorin is pretty upset about some certain season ticket holders at the bruins game. also this episode is very loud. like we were really loud for some reason. ofcoursepabswinebois.
couple technical issues lead us to a weird episode here but we’re warriors and we fought through it. in this one we discuss the etiquette and possible power moves in public bathrooms. we order chinese food. and we also discuss which foods are best for hiding your dick in. and ofc ya bois y pabs de la semana
these bios take a lot of time to write and I’m kinda lazy today so I’ll give it a quick go.
we talk a lot about Jesus and the workings around Good Friday/Easter. we try to plan a vacation. we go in depth about lentils. also ya pabs and wine bois
so whats up its the double dozen episode. Reafer Sutherland. we discuss the grandma from the famous Pierce Brosnan movie Dante’s Peak. which chinese food you should order. HAGS and other high school quotes. Also an entirely too long discussion on yu-gi-oh. PAB’s and Wine Bois as well.
remember when you would bake shit on a light bulb? remember when toysrus was a thing? maybe wash down that harsh nostalgia with some vomit beans. amorin goes into detail on how to fuck tide pods. Drake has actually been paralyzed this whole time. we introduce our friend Josh Goomblemannn. butt plugs in mosh pits. Rob Ford, the king. and as always the PAB and Wine bois of the week.
pun based establishments need to be pushed to the forefront of our society. amorin doesnt know the difference between vietnam and china. we get into the intricacies of bdsm and the financial domination community. also there is a very big difference between twinks and twunks and their heterosexual counterparts. and per usual we discuss our PABs and Wine Bois of the week.
we have shed our husks as piss bois and have arisen as wine bois. we are on an upper echelon of existence and we will tell you how to achieve this lifestyle. however, stray from our guidance and you may become a PAB. we are a welcoming group so grab your favorite chalice, enjoy some piano jazz, and let us into your ears as guiding angels.
remember newgrounds? everyone’s first tit. also The Outsiders were outsiders cause they had jersey accents in the middle of Oklahoma? Danny Fenton’s mom and Dexter’s mom are related somewhere somehow. Benedict Cumberbatch (did i spell that right?) is not a lizard person because it would be too obvious. pizza hut used to have msg in their sauce. 12 year old kids that play videogames online can get fucked. Also we break down the Wine Bois/PAB social structure of our world. I break down the new 50 Shades movie.